Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Historias

1) ON TUESDAY, THE 6TH DAY OF JANUARY, 2009, AT OR ABOUT 2:17 A.M. A BLACK MALE CLAD IN A GREEN BALL CAP, BLUE SHIRT, BLUE JEANS AND WORK BOOTS, ENTER THE BUSINESS, THE BLACK MALE WHO HAD BEEN TALKING TO A WITNESS IN FRONT OF THE BUSINESS, APPROCHED THE CLERK AND ADVISED HIM THAT "THIS IS A ROBBERY". THE CLERK THEN BELIEVED THE BALCK MALE WAS JOKING PAYED HIM NO ATTENTION. THE BLACK MALE THEN REACHED INTO HIS WAST BAND AS IF HE HAD A WEAPON AND AGAIN DEMANDED MONEY. THE CLERK, THEN TURNED OVER $244.00 IN CASH FROM THE CASH REGISTER. THE BLACK MALE THEN FLED THE BUSINESS, VIA THE FRONT DOOR THEN

2) A dog being trained to hunt rabbits last March discovered one of two dead women. Parish workers mowing the lawn near a makeshift Marrero carnival ground in August 2006 found the other. It is strange that no one has claimed their bodies if at one point they could pay or had someone pay to take care of their teeth. "They most likely belonged to a decent socioeconomic group. They weren't homeless."

Welp, there goes The Business. We'll take the homeless over carnival folk any day of the week. Except carnival day.

1 comment:

dr. wu said...

Give that dog a detective shield.