We know we saw a blotter a couple days ago that had another of those infamous NOLA Aggravated Batteries with an Assault Rifle, or however their couching violent crime in the city these days, but when we got to looking for the old Metro section, we found that our overly "Green" roommates has recycled it. SO ya'll will just have to take our word for it.
Aggravated Assault with a Blade to the gut:
Elysian Fields 2400blk - Sunday 6:04 PM
Speaking of Aggravation Assaults, how about these NOPD? Won't move your car? Pistol in the face. Don't want to have familiar relations with us? We'll force you. What color shirt is that you're wearing today? Look out, that will actually get you some demerits.