All the children are red-eyed from the chlorine in the pool. It's too hot to wear clothes and people are yelling at each other over whose dog barks the most on them street.
This is New Orleans Lifestyle Branding at its best. But who is gonna sponsor us?
We need lifestyle sponsorship for food, and sports drinks, and eye-drops, and sutures.
A shooting last night in the 1300 block of South Saratoga Street left three victims, all with gunshot wounds. Emergency medical technicians summoned to the scene pronounced one of the men dead. The other two were hospitalized for treatment.
The billboards will read:
NOLA - Too Hott to Live
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